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I'm taking bets now...
by jayarrigo
Alrighty, alrighty! The line is open.
I've got 5 to 1 that the election is decided not by the electorate but by the Supreme Court. $100 on the Supes for Li'l Scalia! Good bet, Tony.
I've got 3 to 2 if Florida's decided by December 7th. 7 to 2 by Inauguration Day!
Ten bucks pays a thousand if the UN even gets to look at the election results. Ha! That's a long shot. Who's got that one? Kofi? Not even he's betting on that one.
There's a 6 to 1 line that there's no evidence of actual in booth ballot tampering.
Someone's telling me to set up a line that the absentee ballots in Ohio are legal? Ferget it.
We'll pay 11 to 5 if there is no problem with the electronic voting. Oh, wait. No that bet's OFF too!
We've got 5 to 2 on the Sox! C'mon, Saint Louie! You can do it!
There's a 7 to 3 line that NADER won't fuck things up. Derek the Lefty Bastard? He'll take the bet! It's a loser, though.
Any other takers?
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