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People I wish a pox on or at least some behavior modification
by Gnat
1.Miss Tulip- Cats are not allowed to sleep in the food cabinet. I’m not sure how you got in there, but the rules that apply to the table and counter apply to the food storage areas as well. If you walk in the place you evacuate your bowels, you may not walk in food storage/consumption/ preparation areas.
2.My Boss- Mr. S. The national office sent someone to tell you to stop treating people in “such an adversarial manner.” They also suggested “you respect and take advantage of the diverse talents of other staff members.” Yelling at the summer intern will not make you a better person, nor will it change you title from site coordinator to program director. Perhaps you should take the advice of the national office. Perhaps you should get mowed down by a car.
3.The two people who married my boss. What the fuck is wrong with you? You suck. He sucks. Why did you make such a big mistake? And how can there be two morons of that caliber who survived into adulthood?
4.Mr. F - Please stop updating me on genital warts or lack there of. I do not need updates on a regular basis. Also, please do not use the free clinic to find out about your warts if you have health insurance. Leave the overworked doctor to deal with the people who really need to use his services.
5.The lab that lost my pap smear- I hate you. I do not enjoy getting a pap smear annually. Weekly is just too much. If this happens again, I will hunt you down.
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