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The West Point Generals
by Gnat
As I was studying the budget of New York City today the rang. I answered it in the usual way.
"Hello?" I said. There were giggles and it sounded like the caller was on speaker phone.
"It's the generals from West Point." More giggles.
"Well, I'm sorry, my sister (who dreams of going to West Point) isn't home. Can i take a message?" I said.
"No." And the generals, it sound like about 5, giggled again and one of them made a farting noise. "Knock Knock," they said after they stopped laughing at the noise.
"Uh, who's there?" I asked.
"You." They could barely contain their laughter.
"You who?"
"You SUCK!!!" All the generals yelled. They hooted and hollered like it was the funniest thing ever.
Puzzled, I hung up the phone thinking "We give these men young minds to mold and nuclear weapons to play with?"
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